every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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