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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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