Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Please don't give away my fajitas
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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