Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
