She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Enjoy the penises
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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