I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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