If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
We need to rekindle our bromance
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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