bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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