Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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