Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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