I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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