also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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