id be glad to
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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