You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Farmville is her only friend.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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