if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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