Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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