You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
