IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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