My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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