I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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