I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
