We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
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I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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