Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Im part way to drunk.
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