I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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