Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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