All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
