do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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