Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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