A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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