you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
