After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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