He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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