i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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