my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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