why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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