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dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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