Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize