Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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