I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Randomize
