my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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