ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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