Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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