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• (541): View more from Oregon

  at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking

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  only in oregon

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.

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• (818): View more from California

  Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"

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• (310): View more from California

  Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers

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