I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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