omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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