The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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