Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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