my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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