can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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