big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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