Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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