Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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