i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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