Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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