Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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