we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I wish i was in the wii world.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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