glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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