i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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