Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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